Exposed

There’s nothing quite like the moment when someone says….
“Hey, you have a big hole in the seat of your pants”

At this moment a few things go through your mind like…

• Am I wearing underwear today?
• How long has this hole been there?
• How many people saw it and decided not to mention it?
• How many people liked what they saw?
• How many people will have nightmares?
• Is my ass really that fat?
• Why didn’t I notice the breeze?
• Who made these crappy pants anyhow?
• Will people make fun of my spongebob squarpants underpants?

Welcome to my afternoon though processes….