Jan 04 2007

Exposed

There’s nothing quite like the moment when someone says….
“Hey, you have a big hole in the seat of your pants”

At this moment a few things go through your mind like…

  • Am I wearing underwear today?
  • How long has this hole been there?
  • How many people saw it and decided not to mention it?
  • How many people liked what they saw?
  • How many people will have nightmares?
  • Is my ass really that fat?
  • Why didn’t I notice the breeze?
  • Who made these crappy pants anyhow?
  • Will people make fun of my spongebob squarpants underpants?

Welcome to my afternoon though processes….
 

categories life, work | smoosh | 04 January 2007 |

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