People on the subway are funny (And creepy and stinky and interesting, but today I focus on funny)

The people that I think make me laugh the most on the subway are the ones that make a mad dash for the doors as they are closing and just make it in. Then they look around expectantly and wide eyed as if to say “Wow! That was close eh!? But I did it! Did you see me do it? Were you enthralled and amazed by my cat like movements?”

Really, they make me laugh because people don’t care. If anything they are more concerned with the fact that said speedy just body checked and old woman and a baby to show their nimbleness and get to work 2 minutes earlier.