Is it wrong that I actually like the office vending machine food?
Really…It’s not so bad…I know I should be a little frightened of it…but I just can’t help myself…
Is it wrong that I have picked a favourite urinal in the office washroom? Is it wrong that I am actually dissapointed when it’s in use when I get in there?
Is it wrong that I have my personal laptop on my desk and I’m playing euchre while I work on my spreadsheets? I am on overtime afterall…I’ve been staring at spreadsheets for 8 hours now…I’m waiting for other people to complete their work before I can leave…
Would you like to disassmble Jackie’s laptop while working? The AC adapter pushed inside the case, and I can’t get the blasted thing apart to fix it. DAMN YOU HP! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
You know where to find me…
err I mean…you don’t…
Who are you?
Where are my pants?
Lol. Of course I have NO idea where you work. And I definately don’t know that we were in the same building last monday…
I have a favorite stall, so a urinal doesn’t sound unreasonable.
STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING VENDING MACHING!!! NO CORN BEEF AND CHEDAR SANDWICHES!!! I won’t let you into the house if you eat that!