Still another Interim Friday Five

1. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? (Nutritional concerns aside.)
Watermelon. Sweet sweet watermelon. I never get tired of it. It’s sweet melony goodness makes me quiver with bliss.

2. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No. And what the heck kind of question is that anyway?

3. Have you ever been in a movie?
No. But I did do a fair bit of landscaping for the movie Air Bud:The Golden Reciever. The director needed a football field with really nice stands. Since there were none to be found in Vancouver that suited his tastes, he had us transform a baseball field into a football field by moving all of the outfield grass into the infield.

4. What jobs have you had?
Janitor, Donut baker, Landscaper, Odd Job person at a horse ranch, white asparagus picker, Circus roadie, coffee jockie(Served coffee), Computer nerd.

5. How would you punish spammers that send disgusting emails with titles such as “R.a.p.e Sex”?
I would tie lead to their feet and throw them in the lake. If they float, I’d go get more lead. If they sink…good.