Spam is one of my favourite things to babble about. There is always fresh new things to make me say “Huh!?”

My Latest spam started with the following two lines…

WITH ALL THE LATEST TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES, WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT OUTDATED PORN? (The Capitals are theirs, not mine.)

Outdated porn? Is their some new cyber-porn out there that takes advantage of all the latest technological advances?
Am I sitting idly by in my own little sheltered world, while the rest of the world is watching robots copulate in ways never before thought possible?

Oy….Spammers….they never cease to amaze me…oh wait…yes they do…